I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let [...]
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The Mountain of Life
I had a minor epiphany on my run yesterday. I was running in the open space behind the hospital I was born at. There is a huge hill there that we called “Strango” back in high school. Strango is one of those hills that goes up very steep, then as you continue past what looked [...]
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Most people take their Valentine to a restaurant to eat. Not me, I took mine to a restaurant to work. It was so romantic, taking orders for each other and running each other’s food. I even drew a picture for her using a ball point pen on the paper we use to print credit card [...]
Read the rest of this entry »A book, about me?
In this dream I had last night, I was walking either through some fair or DVC, or some large bazzar type place, when a hispanic woman recognized me. She shouted, “Oh my god, there he is now! Its Alex Sanchez!” Then she shows me a book, and it is a biography on my life. “I’m [...]
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So I finally have enough time to put a new comic online. Everybody DANCE!!! Has it ever occurred to you that Prince is the sexiest person alive? No? Well its never occurred to me neither. I once caught a hockey puck at a baseball game. True story. Nintendo Wii is the greatest video gaming invention [...]
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I’m so stressed right now, I can’t even begin to describe. I’m starting to shut down, which is what I do when I have too much to do. When I shut down, I basically panic and can’t do anything but ignor all of the work I have to do. So I do stuff like make [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Women, men, and the service industry
Last night I served a party at the Cantina that was bigger than any party I have ever done there before. Not only was the size of the event large, but the importance of the guests: our new owners threw it. The good news is that they are super chill, and I found them to [...]
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