Yesterday was an amazing day- up until halfway through dinner at work. A friend of mine comes in, eats, and leaves a large tip for me on the table. Then, one of the bussers steals the money after he clears the table. I’m 99% sure I know who did it, but I won’t say until [...]

Its been such an awesome day- I’m wired and can’t sleep, so I’m posting on my blog. Hot damn I love this weather. Did you know, according to this class at DVC, that FIVE intergender people (i.e. people who don’t have an exclusive gender because of their genitalia or hormones) are born every day in [...]

Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy’s screen presence and his style is incredible, but every time he opens his mouth his characters come off as needy and aloof. For the guy who is supposed to embody the american rebel, he sure whines a lot. He does portray the troubled spirt: the hurting youth [...]

Two days ago I was downtown and recieved a ticket for having expired tags on my car. I couldn’t figure it out; I just renewed my tags a few months ago. But sure enough, I looked at my rear license plate and the 2007 tag was missing. Some low-life ass-monkey must have stolen it. I [...]

On the radio a few days ago I heard a statistic that makes a ton of sense. According to a study, men cheat on their girlfriends/wives with the intention on not getting caught. They are still in love with their partner, but also want something novel in their sex lives (there is plenty of Darwinistic [...]

I had a minor epiphany on my run yesterday. I was running in the open space behind the hospital I was born at. There is a huge hill there that we called “Strango” back in high school. Strango is one of those hills that goes up very steep, then as you continue past what looked [...]

Most people take their Valentine to a restaurant to eat. Not me, I took mine to a restaurant to work. It was so romantic, taking orders for each other and running each other’s food. I even drew a picture for her using a ball point pen on the paper we use to print credit card [...]

So I finally have enough time to put a new comic online. Everybody DANCE!!! Has it ever occurred to you that Prince is the sexiest person alive? No? Well its never occurred to me neither. I once caught a hockey puck at a baseball game. True story. Nintendo Wii is the greatest video gaming invention [...]

I’m so stressed right now, I can’t even begin to describe. I’m starting to shut down, which is what I do when I have too much to do. When I shut down, I basically panic and can’t do anything but ignor all of the work I have to do. So I do stuff like make [...]

Last night I served a party at the Cantina that was bigger than any party I have ever done there before. Not only was the size of the event large, but the importance of the guests: our new owners threw it. The good news is that they are super chill, and I found them to [...]